An aphorism is a wise and often truthful saying that bears repetition.

 

 

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.

Don't squat with your spurs on.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
 Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for
you.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.
It is far more impressive when others discover your
good qualities without your help.		 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Duct Tape Forever!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

 

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