The Sweet Little Old Lady and the Banker
A little old lady went into the largest bank in the country one day carrying a large bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right)! The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit to which she replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money? "The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets?? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square, "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!"
The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are
not square!" The little old lady than said, "Okay, but since
there is a lot
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 A.M., the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. ? She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet? "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see.
The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls
and then asked if she
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against
the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the
matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet
him $100,000 that at 10:00 A.M. today, I'd have the Bank of America's
president's balls in my
The Sweet Little Old Lady and the Grocery Clerk
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the
most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out
counter where she told the check out girl, "Nothing but the best
for my little kitten."
They sold her the cat food.
She was then given the dog cookies.
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